No PayPal. No. No no no no no. No. What? No. Nope, no. Nuh-uh.
If you really feel I deserve something (get meds), gimme WordPress credits. You need a WordPress account for that. After getting an account, go to your Dashboard, select Upgrades -> Gifts. Then, you need to buy credits in order to give them. Each credit costs $1. Under “Buy more”, there’s buttons with prices on them. Select, what strikes you fancy, and complete the buying method. Then, go back to the Gifts page. Write “sysrq868″ on the field that says “Username or Email”, select how many credits you want to give me and write, what you would like me to use them for. The current prices for upgrades are:
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Custom CSS |
Lets me take complete control of the outlay of the website. |
15 credits |
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Unlimited Private Users |
UNNEEDED! This does not apply to this website, so it would be foolish to buy this. |
N/A credits |
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1 GB Space Upgrade |
Gives me 1 gigabyte of extra storage space for one year. |
20 credits |
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5 GB Space Upgrade |
Gives me 5 gigabytes of extra storage space for one year. |
50 credits |
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10 GB Space Upgrade |
Gives me 10 gigabytes of extra storage space for one year. |
90 credits |
I’m most keen on more space. You can also give me less credits than what any upgrade costs, because of what I know, credits stay in there forever, so I can save up to something you guys want. Do not feel guilty for not donating! This is not mandatory. This site will survive without any donations. It’s just handy little extras, nothing more.
Want to support this website without paying a penny? If you think opening up your bank account is not the way of doing it right, you can support this site in many other ways. Tell about it to your friends! Spread the word! Digg it! Link it! Vote for it! Bump up forum threads from 1942 containing a million links to this website! Send unsolicited spam to random people (but don’t tell your mom)!
Q. But what do I get in return?
A. As a “token” of my gratitude, donators will get a link to the “Link to Friends” bar on the right to any URL they wish (preferably their own website), as long as it’s contents are not pornographic or illegal. Donators will also get the chance to script one episode of Ante Mortem without censorship (as long as it’s not pornographic or illegal) and get it drawn and published straight away, bumping up on top of any and all other future comics, and yet another link to any URL (as long as it’s… well, you know) with the comic. More goodies coming up, and they also apply to previous donators!
Q. How can you expect people to actually donate (this is the longest page on this website)?
A. I’m not expecting anything. Everybody is very free to not donate, and I’m cool with that. This page is set up for those, that feel that they need to give me a little something. I’m not pleading for donations, and I most probably never will. Mostly when people donate, they make a bigger favour for themselves than me. Should someone buy, say Custom CSS for me, I’ll instantly use that feature to make the site improvements that everybody want (priorizing the donator’s wishes first, of course).
Q. If you’re so anti-PayPal, how can I donate, as all of them require PayPal?
A. Because I am anti-PayPal sort doesn’t mean that you are not allowed to use it. All donation transactions above do require PayPal, but in none of them am I in the other end. In site improvements, you first buy credits to yourself, so WordPress is in the other end. Sending the credits over to me does not require PayPal anymore.
